Quote #22781
“IF YOU JUST WANT SEX, GET THE FVCK OFF OF MY PAGE. SICK OF MEETING YOU JERKS & THATS ALL YOU WANT. YOU’RE BETTER OFF JUST WACKIN IT TO MY PICTURES THEN!” – from a girl’s dating profile -~- Tags:...
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#23070: alediayaojou -> davepoobond
alediayaojou: hi cutie pie davepoobond: hi alediayaojou: heeey ~! how are you today … davepoobond: hi alediayaojou: well im home ..not much to do .. are you busy? ? davepoobond: im jackin off...
View ArticleWoW Chat #23077
Chilo: I like playing with myself, if you know what I mean ;P Frantor: They were probably 25 Zanbon: inappropriate Chilo: I’m talking about multiboxing! Zanbon: yeah i know Zanbon: well Chilo: god z,...
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saqueun – v. to jerk it to Miley Cyrus while in the bathroom after a shower, while you’re still wet but the water isn’t on anymore -~- Tags: masturbate, saqueun, shower, verb, water
View Article#23298: chewy17171717 -> davepoobond
chewy17171717: hahhah i like your profile it matches mine davepoobond: reallllly chewy17171717: ya chewy17171717: isn’t that so cool chewy17171717: r u from china davepoobond: definitely chewy17171717:...
View ArticleBlocking an intersection during “rush hour” traffic is not permitted:
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rohbea – v. to do a jobbie and a wank simultaneously Ex. “ho bawbag, what are you doin’ in there”….”ahm havin a rohbea!!” -~- Tags: masturbate, rohbea, verb
View ArticleThey Would Deny It Was Ground Zero
A lone police car drives down the freeway, north bound. It is midday and the air inside the car is stuffy, but the officer doesn’t mind; the cool December air makes his bones ache. Officer Owens had...
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